You're Doing Nicotine Wrong

Our old nicotine delivery system is obsolete. 

How mo?

There's too many steps involved. Step outside, take out a bog, fumble for your lighter, hope it sparks, and you puff away. 

5 steps too many if you ask me.

Most of have us busy schedules, so multiple smoke breaks are out of the question. 

And what about the smell? It's not bad for you and me, but apparently others can't stand it.

It's whatever.

Aren't you tired of all this bullshit?

How many times have you stood in the cold to smoke a Newport? (RIP Newport)

How many hugs cut short because "you smell too strong"?

Or weak kisses because of your "cigarette breath"?

And the list goes on and on.

Cigarettes had their run. It's JUUL's time now.

Everything wrong with cigarettes, JUUL fixed. 

No more bad breath, or standing in the cold or killing your lungs. 

Designed with smokers like you and I in mind, JUUL offers what no other vape does.

Two steps, take out your JUUL and puff!

Sleek, discreet, and petite. 

JUUL isn't a trend, its the next step for adults looking to get better. 

It's not all rainbows and pink lungs though. A lot of kids are addicted to JUUL. 3.5 million to be exact.

There's no need to throw blame now, it happened. Now its time to fix it.

Which is why JUUL volunteered to stop selling flavored pods to over 90,00 retailers. 

A great move.

This move alone may have saved us from an official FDA ban on flavored everything!

"Thank's JUUL"

The futures a little murky, but don't let that stop you from evolving. 

Millions like you and I quit a dangerous habit, and there's no way were letting anyone take it away!

Do you think JUUL will get shut down? or is it too big and too good to get rid of?

What else do think JUUL can do to help their underage epidemic?


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